Friday, April 01, 2022

TXDoT and Harris County reach deal on 45N NHHIP rebuild

After years of back and forth trying to find a mutually acceptable compromise on the 45N NHHIP rebuild plan - including a lawsuit by Harris County - TXDoT and Harris County finally came to a historic agreement today that will reshape Houston mobility for decades to come.  The breakthrough came when TXDoT agreed to award the $9 billion dollar contract to Elevate Strategies run by Democratic strategist Felicity Pereyra, the company previously tagged to manage an $11 million Covid outreach contract over UT Health.  Even though TXDoT independently scored long-time road builder Williams Brothers at 100 and Elevate Strategies at zero, County Judge Lina Hidalgo expressed confidence in the one-woman firm's ability to come up to speed quickly on managing a $9 billion, decade-long freeway rebuild.

"Felicity is an absolute wizard at acquiring and distributing funds in creative ways," said Hidalgo.

The exact details of the revised project have yet to be worked out, but some broad outlines were given conforming to the City's Vision Zero (traffic deaths) and climate change carbon reduction plans:

  • 5 bike lanes in each direction
  • 17mph light rail down the middle
  • Remaining general-purpose lanes limited to 35mph electric vehicles with traffic-calming speed humps every 100 feet

In unrelated news, the campaign to re-elect Judge Hidalgo received an unexpectedly generous $50 million contribution from an anonymous donor.

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Hope you enjoyed this year's April Fools post ;-D 
Here are previous years if you missed 'em and would like a chuckle:

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3 Comments:

At 10:24 PM, April 01, 2022, Blogger VeracityID said...

One of your better efforts.

 
At 10:26 PM, April 01, 2022, Blogger Tory Gattis said...

Lol, thanks! Some years I have better ideas than others ;-D

 
At 5:59 PM, April 03, 2022, Blogger VeracityID said...

The irony is that having lived in Chicago, St. Louis and Jakarta the story seemed quite plausible but then I realized: wait! This is Houston. Oh God I hope it stays Houston.

 

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